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Post by Lord Korben of Nightsong on Mar 23, 2015 18:33:03 GMT -5
Their banners are largely red and gold, but the purple unicorn of House Brax, the massive boar of House Crakehall, and the.. golden pile of House Lefford can also be seen among others.
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Post by Marlow on Mar 23, 2015 22:36:26 GMT -5
Zack: I can taste freedom Zack: come on come on come onnnnn Zack: WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN'T I CAPTURE RENLY Zack: I TOOK KINGS LANDING Ornaga: Dude Renly isn't in King's Landing he's with Barristan on Saltcliffe Zack: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ladies and gentlemen, the feared Kargan, king of the Iron Islands (and still vassal to the iron throne)
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Post by Kurts on Mar 23, 2015 22:54:52 GMT -5
I repeat: Who brings a 6 year old king to the Iron Islands?
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Post by Quentyn Cleftjaw on Mar 24, 2015 7:14:41 GMT -5
He's called Barristan the Bold for a reason.
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Post by Marlow on Mar 24, 2015 11:09:19 GMT -5
Barristan taking all of the right steps to prevent another Joffrey.
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Post by Queen Joanna Lannister on Mar 24, 2015 13:37:57 GMT -5
[ornaga] Sour, I don't think I'm anyone you know [ornaga] other than who I am now [ornaga] which is a confusing statement, but true [Sour] and who are you now? [ornaga] Uhtred [Sour] and who is that? [ornaga] A guy in civil war [ornaga] the merc dude [Sour] a who? [ornaga] Oh I guess I'm Horton [ornaga] because I just heard a who [Sour] who would ever makes such a bad joke [ornaga] Horton probably [Zack] tommy User ornaga has signed out. User Horton has entered this room. [Zack] did you hear a who? [Horton] I did! I did [Horton] I heard a who [Zack] did the who tell you to go fuck yourself? because i am
everything about this is perfect
edit: bonus entry
[Horton] He then heard a zack [Horton] who lacked a lot of tack [Zack] but loved a great rack
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Post by Amelia Royce on Mar 24, 2015 19:32:39 GMT -5
We were discussing what potential tombstones of characters would say.
[michigan] here lies jason ice [michigan] "I couldn't even hurt Grafton enough to save Lars"
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Post by Kurts on Mar 24, 2015 19:42:38 GMT -5
Hahaha now I'm just curious what the rest were
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Post by Amelia Royce on Mar 24, 2015 19:43:44 GMT -5
[Sour] here is the tomb of Princess Robyn in the crypt... etched in runes... Fuck off Benjen [Bebby] [Bebby] Here lies Prince Benjen Stark... his tombstone reads... "Suck a fat one, Sis."
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Post by Marlow on Mar 24, 2015 19:48:19 GMT -5
7:30 PM [Drakonic] Here lies Jason Ice.. his tombstone reads "I rolled like a god." 7:31 PM [Bebby] "Until I didn't." 7:31 PM [Drakonic] "P.S. Fuck the FailVale"
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Post by Amelia Royce on Mar 24, 2015 21:05:22 GMT -5
[Jon] We can do a quick fae to black right now [Zack] no no no! you wanted it, youve got it! you are taking every inch of this diyuck and liking it [michigan] oh it's a fade to "black" all right
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Post by Ser Pounce on Mar 24, 2015 21:23:27 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Daxos is thinking of softball instead of baseball while he focuses on the northern man's woolly ass, and the thought of all that pent up estrogen does not give his hog the power it needs to rut successfully. A sensational time, but no permanent damage done. Galbart Karstark has had aurochs horns shoved up in the dark place where none should go. A summer Islander is like a young tanned stableboy, with the oiled up skin...even the admin questioning his sexuality now. WELCOME TO THE NORTH. ENJOY YOUR STAY.
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Post by Kurts on Mar 24, 2015 21:24:38 GMT -5
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Post by Ser Pounce on Mar 24, 2015 21:26:01 GMT -5
i want my memory cleansed
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Post by Amelia Royce on Mar 24, 2015 21:29:43 GMT -5
[Drakonic] "Thank you for applying to our lawfirm, Zack. We just have a few questions to ask, standard stuff." "First question, does the name Daxos mean anything to you?" 'I'll be leaving now.' [Ornaga] The door locks [Ornaga] "No. Stay."
[Ornaga] "We'd like to do a re-enactment. A spotlight goes on, illuminating the massive black man" [Bebby] so...many...gems [Zack] alright lord kastark has been added to the list [Zack] the first of the 8 done [Ornaga] "And we have just the role for you to play" They pull out a moustache for you to wear
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