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Post by The Forgotten God on Apr 23, 2015 14:30:33 GMT -5
He sees a woman, struggling in what cannot be more than three feet of water. A dark haired girl is thrashing the blue waters, yelling. She sees Tim. "You! Help me! I dropped my hairpin in this damned water and I can't find it! FIND IT NOW!"
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Post by Lyonel on Apr 23, 2015 14:39:50 GMT -5
"It's just a hairpin, you can buy another one." He said.
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Post by The Forgotten God on Apr 23, 2015 14:57:39 GMT -5
"Fuck you! It's made of dragon's bone. It cost more than your hair gel!"
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Post by Lyonel on Apr 23, 2015 15:07:36 GMT -5
He couldn't argue that, so he jumped into the water too and started searching for the pin with her.
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Post by The Forgotten God on Apr 23, 2015 15:10:41 GMT -5
He findt!
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Post by Lyonel on Apr 23, 2015 15:20:09 GMT -5
"I FOUND IT!' Tim cried, losing his feeting and falling butt first in the water. Now soaked, he got back to his feet.
"Here. I'm Tim, Tim Stark... I believe you must be Janice."
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Post by The Forgotten God on Apr 23, 2015 15:26:20 GMT -5
"How did you guess?" she said in a nasally tone. "I bet Vhoooogus," she really butchers the pronunciation, "sent you! Oh JOOOOY! We're going to Volantis!"
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Post by Lyonel on Apr 23, 2015 15:29:33 GMT -5
That nasal tone bit inside him like a hungering hound, it was very likely that he wouldn't survive the way there... Suicide was starting to look like an ingenious option.
"Yes yes, Vaghus... He told me there'd be a ship waiting for us here. Do you know which?"
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Post by The Forgotten God on Apr 23, 2015 15:37:57 GMT -5
"That one!" she pointed to a mammothian ship. "The Leviathan's Tail."
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Post by Lyonel on Apr 23, 2015 15:44:45 GMT -5
"Then what are we waiting for..." Tim said, going towards the ship.
"Janice, do me a favor, find me someone to hoist my luggage on board."
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Post by The Forgotten God on Apr 23, 2015 15:54:26 GMT -5
"SLAVVVVES!" She screams. "LUGGAGE!"
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Post by Lyonel on Apr 23, 2015 16:07:40 GMT -5
"So, my lady... May we get on board?"
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Post by The Forgotten God on Apr 23, 2015 17:05:18 GMT -5
They get on board. Tim has an actual room, with clothes that don't make him look like one of the Village People.
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Post by Lyonel on Apr 23, 2015 17:34:07 GMT -5
Things were going too well for him, Tim had that feeling inside him that said "The the fuck out of here".
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Post by The Forgotten God on Apr 24, 2015 4:46:06 GMT -5
As he sleeps under Damocle's Sword, Tim feels queasy as the ship sets sail.
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